After suspecting his wife of cheating, a man dials a late-night chat line to seek marriage advice. What he finds instead is an unexpected moment of raw honesty and absurdity.
After suspecting his wife of cheating, a man dials a late-night chat line to seek marriage advice. What he finds instead is an unexpected moment of raw honesty and absurdity.
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