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Joe Lycett
2022
A stupid story about a pisshead who discovers he has a completely shit and useless superpower.
6.0• 2020
6.2• 2019
6.1• 2026
5.9• 1987
7.1• 2016
6.9• 2026
6.5• 2024
6.2• 2017
5.9• 1993
6.2• 2012
6.5• 2026
7.5• 2004
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